55 jobs · Six classes · Zero guesswork

Everything they can do — and each one done perfectly.

Every skill is deterministic: the same input always produces the same action, every action produces a log line, and anything outside the list gets a straight refusal — with buttons for what they can do.

// grouped by class, because the class is what you hire.

SKILL_01 · SCORPIUS BOT — THE NOTIFIER CLASS

Page Watcher

Give Scorpius Bot any web address and it takes a snapshot at a polite pace — every 15 minutes at the fastest, and it says so: "I check at a polite pace." It can watch the whole page, one word, one element, or a price against your threshold.

Movement! The price on johnlewis.com moved £89.00 → £74.50 — that's change number three this month, and it just crossed under your £75.00 line.

It respects robots.txt, backs off when a site asks, and identifies itself by its real name in every request. If a page only paints its content with JavaScript, it won't pretend: "that page hides its prices from bots like me." Most of the Notifier class's other jobs are this skill pointed at a particular kind of page.

SKILL_02 · D'ARGO BOT — THE FILE ORGANIZER CLASS

Email Sifter

Every bot has its own email address — D'Argo Bot's is dargo@aaa000001.ursy.bot. Forward it receipts, dispatch notes, booking confirmations — the File Organizer class pulls out the totals, order numbers and tracking codes, files PDF attachments in its private cabinet, and posts a tidy card to your phone.

Filed an Argos receipt for £52.99. Order AR-2214907, Evri tracking H0483920156714.

Read-only, by law of its own constitution: nothing in an email can ever make a bot do anything. Email is something it reads, never orders it follows. The Money Book, Expense Table and Warranty Vault all build on what it files.

SKILL_03 · AERYN BOT — THE REMINDERS CLASS

Morning Brief

Pick a time and a town. Every morning: the weather that actually matters (will it rain, how cold), the top lines from up to three feeds you choose, and anything the other bots caught overnight — one message, not seventeen notifications.

Morning, boss. While you slept, I didn't: 🌦 Sheffield: overcast, 11–16°C, 40% chance of rain. 🕸 Overnight: the word 'restocked' appeared on the page Scorpius Bot is watching.

SKILL_04 · RECEPTION · EVERY ONE OF THEM

Reception

Every bot's default thread is its own front desk. Tell one "remember my sister is called Amy" and it reads the fact back for confirmation before inking it in — no bot here ever saves a misheard fact. Then ask, whenever: "who is my sister?"

Amy — you told me that yourself.

They also account for themselves: what they're doing, what they're watching, what they've filed, how long they've been on duty. All answered from their own records, never invented. Ask the wrong one and it'll tell you whose job it is.

THE_FULL_ROSTER

Every job, by class

The whole catalogue, filed under the class that carries it. Same law for every one: deterministic, logged, and upfront about its limits — the watchers read plain-HTML pages and say so plainly when a site hides itself behind JavaScript.

52 ready to put on duty · 3 in the workshop soon · 4 premium premium · 5 on-demand tools

Scorpius Bot's jobs

the Notifier class · reflex agent
6 jobs

Tells you the moment a website changes — a price, a word, anything. its class file →

Page Watcherin depth ↑

Any public page at a polite pace — the whole page, one word, one element or a price.

Site Sentrypremium

Guards YOUR website: up or down, certificate expiry, domain renewal. Sleep well.

Outage Watch

Watches your ISP or utility status page and tells you when it's them, not you.

Release Radar

Watches a GitHub repo and tells you the moment a new version tags. Live and keyless.

Dead-man Switch

Miss a daily check-in and it raises an alert and readies a message to someone you name.

Changelog Diff

When a terms or changelog page changes, shows the actual lines added and removed.

Aeryn Bot's jobs

the Reminders class · event-driven agent
17 jobs

Reminders, dates and renewals — nothing gets forgotten. its class file →

Tasks & Reminders

One-off or repeating: "remind me Tuesday at 9", bin night every fortnight. Done and filed.

Countdown

Dates that matter — birthdays, MOT, passport. Warned in good time, never missed.

Morning Briefin depth ↑

Weather, your feeds, and everything the team caught overnight — one message, at your hour.

Bin Day

Tell it your collection pattern and it pushes at 8pm the night before, naming the bin.

MOT & Tax

Keeps your car's MOT and road-tax dates and warns you a month before each one.

Renewal Butler

On the day a policy lapses it hands you the pack: numbers, filed documents, the renew link.

Pet Treatment

Recurring flea, worming or any routine pet care — back on the dot, every cycle.

Plant Watering

"watered Monstera today, every 14 days" and it nudges you on the day it's next due.

Medication Burn-down

Tell it a new pack; it counts the run-out and nudges you a week before to reorder.

Blood Donor Cooldown

Log a donation; it counts the NHS cooldown and names the day you're eligible again.

Warranty Vault

"warranty <item> <months>" — diarised expiry, a month's warning, a running table.

Trial Defender

Name a free trial and its length; warned a couple of days before it turns into a bill.

Contract Radar

Log a contract end date; it opens your notice window well ahead of auto-renewal.

Leave Optimiser

Bridges weekends and bank holidays into the longest breaks for the fewest leave days.

Gift Bank

Drop in gift ideas as you spot them; 14 days before a birthday you get the whole list.

Habit Streak

One plain nudge a day, an unforgiving streak counter, and a bot that notices.

Traffic Ping

A daily read of your route's status page — delays, closures and incidents flagged.

D'Argo Bot's jobs

the File Organizer class · model-based agent
8 jobs

Organises your files and receipts, and remembers what you tell it. its class file →

The Dossier

One living file per topic: every fact, receipt, archive and log line, kept fresh.

The Archivist

Save any page forever: a dated snapshot with a hash — proof of what it said, when.

List Keeper

Shopping, packing, jobs — living lists you manage by talking. Add, tick, clear.

Email Sifterin depth ↑

Forward receipts to its own mailbox; totals, order numbers and tracking codes come out filed.

Health Log

Jot readings — "BP 120/80", "weight 82kg" — into a dated file you can hand the GP.

Money Book

Real bookkeeping over your filed receipts: merchant totals, month-end statements, CSV.

Expense Table

Every filed receipt and typed "expense 12.99 Tesco" lands in one running claims table.

Split Book

Who owes who. Running balances from "Amy owes me £20"; settle up any time.

Rygel Bot's jobs

the Shopper class · utility-based agent
8 jobs

Finds things to buy and speaks up when the price is actually right. its class file →

Vinted Sniper

Pings you the instant a NEW listing lands under your price. Plain-HTML searches only.

Property Watch

Watches one listing and flags the moment the asking price drops, and by how much.

Restock Tracker

Shouts the moment "out of stock" turns back into "buy". Plain-HTML shops only.

Price Target

Name your price on a product, Steam or App Store page; pinged the moment it hits or dips below.

Shopping Router

Reel off what you need; it sorts each item into the right shop and keeps the list.

Ticket Watch

Watches a booking page and shouts the moment "sold out" turns into "book now".

Price Huntersoonpremium

One product across several shops; best price surfaced, price history kept.

Parcel Trackersoonpremium

Hand it a tracking number; it follows the parcel to your door, every hop.

Chiana Bot's jobs

the Researcher class · reflex agent
2 jobs

Watches rates and market numbers against the lines you draw. its class file →

Rate Watch

Holiday money on autopilot — told the moment the exchange rate crosses your line.

Market Desk

Reads the URSY.FINANCE instrument every morning and tells you only what crossed a line you drew.

Crichton Bot's jobs

the Market Watch class · goal-based agent
12 jobs

Goes and finds things out, and comes back with a written report. its class file →

Meeting Prep

"prep me for <domain>" reads their site and hands you a five-line cheat sheet.

Planning Radar

Flags new applications on a council planning page, filtered to a street or a name.

Feed Sentinel

Watches your feeds for the words you care about — job posts, restocks, your own name.

Petition Radar

Follows a UK Parliament petition on the official data — 10k, 100k, reply, close.

Newsletter Distiller

Strips a newsletter to the three headlines that matter, kept as a daily digest.

E-reader Bridge

"send <url> to my reader" fetches the page and saves a clean article to sideload.

Declutter & Extract

"ingredients <url>" pulls the clean recipe; "read <url>" strips a page to Markdown.

Metric Logger

Grabs one public number a day — followers, a Trustpilot score — into a growing table.

Job Sniper

Watches a careers page and flags every new listing that mentions your word.

Book Radar

Watches an author's page and flags every new title as it appears.

Gig Radar

Watches a venue's listings and only speaks up when a favourite artist is booked.

Word of the Day

One good word a day — definition and a sentence — into a growing vocab file.

Reception's jobs

comes with every class · never sold separately
2 jobs

The front desk every bot keeps: ask it what it is doing, what it knows, what it has filed.

Ask me anything (about me)

What it's doing, what it knows, what it has filed, how long it's been on duty. Always open.

Turbo Pacesoonpremium

Upgrades any watch from a polite 15-minute pace to a brisk 5-minute one.

RUN_ONCE

On-demand tools

Not skills you set on duty — small jobs you ask for in any thread and get answered on the spot. Ask once, get an answer once, one line in the log. Any of the six classes will take these.

fetch a page

One polite trip to any public page; it returns the title, the first lines and any prices it spots.

weather now

The sky over your town, this minute — no waiting for the morning brief.

convert currency

Today's reference rate, the arithmetic done, the source named. "I watch, I don't advise."

page → Markdown

Any article stripped to clean Markdown, or a filed HTML file converted in place.

save → cabinet

"save <url> as md" fetches the page and files it in your cabinet to keep.

THE_PLATFORM

The platform underneath

Every skill above writes to the same private body: the memories and filing cabinet your bots keep, mirrored to your phone, with a couple of clearly marked doors in and out. However many of the six you hire, there's one of each.

THE_VAULT

The Vault

Everything they remember and everything they file, in one place. Forgetting a memory is destructive, so it needs Face ID.

WORKSPACE

The Workspace

The cabinet mirrored two-way into your iPhone's Files app. Drop a PDF in Inbox and it's filed; every statement and archive is a tap away.

WEBHOOKS

Webhooks & integrations

Give another service a private URL and its ping arrives as an alert card on your phone — rate-limited, logged, revocable.

PHONE_SENSES

Phone senses

With your say-so they read a derived summary from your calendar — "3 events, first 09:30" — never the raw data, which never leaves the phone. More senses are in the works.

EXIT_CODE_1

What they refuse

Write a poem? Summarise the news? Have an opinion? No — and they say no in character, then offer the menu. A bot that can't do everything, admitting it, is worth more than an AI that claims it can and quietly fails.

Straight answer: no. I only do things I can do perfectly every time. Such as: 👁 Watch a page · 🌦 Morning brief · 🧠 Remember something.

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