Try all six classes free for 14 days. Then keep one class, three, or all six. Domains are sold separately, billed yearly. Then: any three classes for £15 a month, or all six for £25. Every bot gets its own email address and its own webpage on every plan.
// first-year price and renewal price side by side, always.
// no surprises buried in year two.
// the free name is registered for you and stays yours · storage and check limits are enforced by your own bot, not by our goodwill. launch pricing is introductory and invite-only (~100 owners in the first batch) — figures may be tuned before general release. VAT not applicable. cancel any time: teardown exports everything your bots know and have filed into a bundle you keep, then the server is decommissioned. serial numbers are never reissued.
Not a subdomain of ours with your name bolted on the front. A real registered name, on every plan, that resolves to your bot's own webpage — the kind of page you're reading right now.
Including the free one. Your bot is born, and it is born somewhere — with a heartbeat, a serial, an email address and a webpage you can type into a phone.
Take the .com instead if you'd rather, or keep the .co.uk. Nobody at this end minds, and swapping doesn't cost you anything.
Not leased from us and not switched off when you leave. If you ever walk away, the name walks with you — which is the whole difference between a home and a hostage.
Your account lives at your serial — it always will, and it never breaks. But soon you'll be able to put a name of your choosing in front of it, once, for a one-off fee.
A single fee, not another subscription. No lapse dates, no dunning emails, nothing to forget to cancel.
The name is a pointer to the same bots, the same mail, the same pages. Both addresses receive; nothing is copied, nothing can drift.
It isn't buyable today and we don't take money for futures. When it ships, the fee will be printed here before you can pay it.
We'd rather show the receipt than write the word "premium".
The body
Most of the bill: one server, one database, the mailboxes, the registered name, a public heartbeat and the backups behind them. Real machinery doing real work, all day and all night.
~£0.00
AI compute. There isn't any. No tokens, no GPUs, no per-question cost — which is why no bot here ever rations its attention or charges you by the sentence.
The rest
Pays the humans who write the bots' voices, build new jobs, and answer the phone. Bots don't write their own lines — that's the point.
// all six classes share one household, so hiring the sixth costs a fraction of hiring the first. Meet the classes →
Yes. The iPhone app costs nothing and has no ads and no in-app purchases at launch. It's the remote control; the classes of bot are the product.
Yes — one class of bot, every job that class carries, its own email address and webpage, and a free .co.uk name registered to you. No card, no auto-charge. If it earns its keep, the other five classes are waiting.
Yes, on every plan including the free one — a free .co.uk name for your bot, registered for you. On All Six Bots you can take a free .com instead. It's a real name that you own and that points at your bot's own webpage.
Yes, any time, at no charge. Hire three, use them for a month, stand one class down and bring another in — the ones you stand down keep their files, so bringing one back loses nothing.
Because nothing here is thinking. There are no tokens and no GPUs to pay for — just one ordinary server and the people who build the jobs. All six classes share that server, so the sixth costs a fraction of the first.
Your bots wind down politely: jobs stop, everything they know and filed is exported into a download for you, and the server is decommissioned. The name stays yours. Nothing is held hostage.
Year one is priced near our own cost so trying a class is easy. Renewal is the real ongoing price, and we show it next to the intro price from day one, everywhere.