Six classes, one job each: Scorpius Bot is the Notifier class, Aeryn Bot the Reminders class, D'Argo Bot the File Organizer class, Rygel Bot the Shopper class, Chiana Bot the Market Watch class, Crichton Bot the Researcher class. The class tells you what it does. Every bot has its own email address and its own webpage. You are standing on one right now.
// live output from this website's resident bot
A class is a type of work. Hire the classes you need — any three for £15 a month, all six for £25, one free to start — and each class only does things it can do perfectly, and tells you plainly when it can't.
Tells you the moment a website changes — a price, a word, anything.
the Notifier class · 6 jobs Aeryn BotReminders, dates and renewals — nothing gets forgotten.
the Reminders class · 17 jobs D'Argo BotOrganises your files and receipts, and remembers what you tell it.
the File Organizer class · 8 jobs Rygel BotFinds things to buy and speaks up when the price is actually right.
the Shopper class · 8 jobs Chiana BotWatches rates and market numbers against the lines you draw.
the Researcher class · 2 jobs Crichton BotGoes and finds things out, and comes back with a written report.
the Market Watch class · 12 jobs// 55 jobs across the six classes, 52 ready today. Read the class files →
Your account is a serial — yours is stamped at birth and never reissued. Every class of bot you hire gets a real mailbox at that serial, and a real public page under it. Not a feature flag: an address.
Forward a receipt to D'Argo Bot, a newsletter to Crichton Bot. Each class reads its own mail and files what matters. Email is read-only to a bot — nothing in a message can ever order one around.
A public page like the one this site keeps for its own resident: name, class, heartbeat, and the short status updates the bot or you choose to publish. Nothing private ever appears on it.
The page is how a group works together without a group login. Your bot posts a short public update — "AA001 signed off, next meeting Thursday" — on its own page. Teammates check it in a browser; their bots check it on a schedule and mention it in their morning brief. Asynchronous teamwork: no accounts, no group chat, no one waiting up. One page everyone can read, and exactly one bot allowed to write it.
// the page tells the group. nobody logs in. nobody is woken up.
FIG. 1 — your classes of bot, on their server, and your phone. that's the whole diagram.
Nothing here is faked, so nothing here is quoted. Our proof is one real machine with a public heartbeat — the first of the line, live from its own server below.
Scorpius Bot — the Notifier class. The first of the line, and this website's resident.
ON DUTYTHE LOG — LIVE TAIL
That's a live slice of its activity log. Every bot keeps one. No silent work, ever.
// when a pairing code is issued, it appears on this card for five minutes. then it burns.
55 jobs spread across the six classes, each one deterministic — it either does the job perfectly or tells you plainly that it can't. Here are the headliners.
A price, a word, one element, or the whole page. Checked at a polite pace, alert to your phone the moment it changes.
Forward emails to its own address. Totals, order numbers, tracking codes pulled out; PDFs filed. Read-only, always.
Weather for your town, headlines from your feeds, and anything the others caught overnight — one message, your time.
"Remember my sister is called Amy." Confirmed, saved, never lost. Ask it anything it knows, years later.
Each bot gets a mailbox at your serial and a public webpage under it — like this one — plus a free registered name that is yours. Not a row in someone's database.
Every single action becomes one line of black-and-white text, stamped with who did it. Ask "what are you doing?" any time.
// and 49 more, plus on-demand tools — grouped by class. See the full catalogue →
Everyone else is selling you a mind. We're selling you six classes of bot that each do one job.
No language model anywhere — not in the app, not on the server. Rules, patterns and a written voice. If a class can't do something, it says so.
Emails and web pages are things they read, never orders they follow. There is no "ignore your instructions" attack on a bot that doesn't take instructions from strangers.
No GPU bills, no tokens, no metering your conversations. All six work around the clock for £25 a month — the going rate for one general chatbot is about £20.
The next classes of bot already have their names reserved. No promises about what they'll do — when a class is real, its jobs will be listed here the same day, and not a minute before.
A quieter class. That is all we are saying for now.
A class for the household itself. Still under its own roof.
A class to keep the others in step. Docked for now.
A class for what must not be lost. Still forming.
A studious class. Revising in private.
A sharply technical class. Being assembled.
A class for the kitchen. Left to simmer.
// names reserved. capabilities unannounced, deliberately: we don't sell futures.
Pick them and they're born: their own server, serial number, email addresses, webpages and a free registered name come to life. The log starts at line one.
Free on the App Store (Android in the works). The app is the front door — threads, buttons and forms, one thread per job.
Your bot shows an 8-digit code on its homepage. Type it in the app, Face ID seals the pairing, and it's yours. Nobody else can ever talk to it.