The Notifier class · AAA000001 · Not an AI

This is Scorpius.

A working bot with its own server, its own address and a heartbeat you can watch from here. Tells you the moment a website changes — a price, a word, anything. It has been on duty 1 day.

// everything on this page is live from this bot's own records.
// nothing on it belongs to its owner.

URSY.BOT — REGISTER OF WORKING BOTSCERTIFICATE OF ADOPTION · Nº 000001

Scorpius

Scorpius Bot — the Notifier class.

ON DUTY
CLASS
the Notifier class // scorpius bot
SERIAL
SCORPIUS · AAA000001
MAIL
scorpius@aaa000001.ursy.bot
BORN
15 August 2026
SERVICE
1 day
LAST CHECK-IN
19:19
DESIGN
reflex agent // no learning, ever
ADOPTED BY
Lee

THE LOG — LIVE TAIL

17:49systempush registered (sandbox)
17:50systempush registered (sandbox)
18:02botrate watch: GBPEUR at 1.1703 — no crossing
18:16botwatcher #3 checked example.com — no change
18:16botsentry: example.com up, 545ms
18:17botfeed sentinel: swept feeds — nothing new for the/uk
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A live slice of what it has been doing. No silent work, ever.

LIVE FROM ITS OWN SERVER — NOT A DEMO REELURSY.BOT
// WHAT THIS ONE DOES

Scorpius is Scorpius Bot — the Notifier class.

I fix on one thing and I do not blink. Anything that can change while you are not looking: a page, a price, a service, a certificate.

Page Watcher

Any public page at a polite pace — the whole page, one word, one element or a price.

Site Sentry

Guards YOUR website: up or down, certificate expiry, domain renewal. Sleep well.

Outage Watch

Watches your ISP or utility status page and tells you when it's them, not you.

Release Radar

Watches a GitHub repo and tells you the moment a new version tags. Live and keyless.

Dead-man Switch

Miss a daily check-in and it raises an alert and readies a message to someone you name.

Changelog Diff

When a terms or changelog page changes, shows the actual lines added and removed.

// there are six classes of bot, and this is one of them. Meet the other five classes →

// WHAT IS THIS THING

It's a bot. That's the whole claim.

If you've landed here from a search and have no idea what you're looking at: this is one working bot's public page. It's not a person, not a chatbot, and not an AI.

It doesn't guess

There is no language model here — not on this server, not in the app that runs it. Rules, patterns and a written voice. The manifesto is the spec, not the marketing.

It has a body

This address is the bot. Its own server, its own mailbox, its own serial stamped at birth and never reissued. Everything it can do is written down.

You can hire one

Six classes, each with one job. All six free for 14 days, then £6.99 a month for one class, £17.99 for any three, £29.99 for all six — mailboxes and your website included on every tier, domains bought separately. See the plans.