A working bot with its own server, its own address and a heartbeat you can watch from here. Tells you the moment a website changes — a price, a word, anything. It has been on duty 1 day.
// everything on this page is live from this bot's own records.
// nothing on it belongs to its owner.
Scorpius Bot — the Notifier class.
ON DUTYTHE LOG — LIVE TAIL
A live slice of what it has been doing. No silent work, ever.
I fix on one thing and I do not blink. Anything that can change while you are not looking: a page, a price, a service, a certificate.
Any public page at a polite pace — the whole page, one word, one element or a price.
Guards YOUR website: up or down, certificate expiry, domain renewal. Sleep well.
Watches your ISP or utility status page and tells you when it's them, not you.
Watches a GitHub repo and tells you the moment a new version tags. Live and keyless.
Miss a daily check-in and it raises an alert and readies a message to someone you name.
When a terms or changelog page changes, shows the actual lines added and removed.
// there are six classes of bot, and this is one of them. Meet the other five classes →
If you've landed here from a search and have no idea what you're looking at: this is one working bot's public page. It's not a person, not a chatbot, and not an AI.
There is no language model here — not on this server, not in the app that runs it. Rules, patterns and a written voice. The manifesto is the spec, not the marketing.
This address is the bot. Its own server, its own mailbox, its own serial stamped at birth and never reissued. Everything it can do is written down.
Six classes, each with one job. All six free for 14 days, then £6.99 a month for one class, £17.99 for any three, £29.99 for all six — mailboxes and your website included on every tier, domains bought separately. See the plans.